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给女友的情书

我没有多的言语!只有一句话要告诉你:和你在一起,你是一切!没有你在身边,一切是你!如果爱你是错的话，我不想对；如果对是等于没有你的话，我宁愿一辈子的错！初见倾心，再见痴心。终日费心，欲得芳心。煞费苦心，想得催心。难道你心，不懂我心，如此狠心，让我伤心！你的眼睛眨一下，我就死去，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活过来，你的眼睛不停地眨来眨去，于是我便死去活来！五百年前，你是我们家的长工，那天在我在窗口偷看你砍柴的姿势，我就喜欢上你，你可别怪我当时没有告诉你！因为那时没有短消息！亲爱的，你今天在我的脑海里跑了一天，累不累？我以痴心，静待你芳心，海枯石烂我不会死心，別叫我伤心，你是我甜心,这代表我真心，希望贏得你的心,祝欢心，别沒良心！我是你夏天里的雪糕，冬天里的棉袄，黑暗里的灯泡，饥饿时的面包！我好想对你说"我爱你"!!不是因为寂寞才想你，而是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重，只是因为想得太深。想你想你好想你，找个画家画下你，把你贴在杯子里，天天喝水亲亲你！MM，愿情人节这一天：老板顺着你，汽车让着你，鲜花香着你，帅哥陪着你，爱情甜着你--GG我想死你！美眉美眉我爱你，好像老鼠爱大米，你是我饥饿时的面包，你是我自杀时的水果刀，你是我的心，你是我的肝，你是我生命的四分之三！你的美丽我只能用植物人来形容：脸是"瓜子"；腰是"杨柳"；眉毛是"柳叶"；眼睛是"桂圆"；嘴是"樱桃"；手是"莲藕"。遇见你，是我一生的幸运；爱上你，是我一生的快乐；失去你，是我一生的遗憾；没有你，无法感受心灵的震撼。你是女人我就是男人(废话)；你是最高兴的人那我是最开心的人(实话)；你是我的恋人那我就是最幸福的男人(真心话)。我需要你，就像冬天里的棉袄，夏天里的雪糕，黑暗中的灯泡，饥饿中的面包-----我不能没有你！情书是我写的，玫瑰是我送的，照片是我拿的，电话是我打的，信息是我发的！前世的五百次回眸，换来今生擦肩而过。如果真的是你，我愿万次与你相遇，告诉你："好想好好见你"。想你的我在想你，想我的你在想我吗？别人能给你的，我不一定能给你。但我保证我能给你的，别人永远给不了！我保证！太平山顶的星星没有你的眼睛明亮，维多利亚港湾的灯光没有你的笑容灿烂，知道吗？此时此刻我多么想你啊！
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谢谢！！！

爱与喜欢相同吗?

喜欢是每个人都会经历的，是一种占有的欲望。喜欢是爱的开始，有人把喜欢当作爱其实是错的。喜欢一个人会时时刻刻想见她，不在一起时会手足无措，见面未必开心但绝对会有一种满足感，只要她忽视自己，莫名的痛苦会持续很久。喜欢一个人希望她只属于自己，一时的分离会带来痛苦，长久的分离会带来猜疑。爱和喜欢是很难分清的，如果你喜欢一个人可以为她付出一切，一切的行为以她的幸福为优先，那你也许就爱上她了。爱一个人只要知道她幸福就足够，当她有需要时不顾一切的为她排忧解难，即使她并不在乎，自己爱的付出是不计回报的。爱一个人，距离只会带来更深的思念，想到她就会发出会心的微笑，即使偶尔会有怀疑也只会骂自己傻。喜欢可以是瞬间的，一见钟情就是如此，但无法预计它何时会消逝。爱是长久的时间培养的，虽不能说坚定不移但想动摇它是很难的，它不会简单的消逝，放弃它带来的是长久的痛苦。爱不可能是瞬间，不管是产生还是消逝......

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什么东西一寸长

有一天，一个刚刚被女朋友甩掉的男子在街道上路过时看见他之前的女朋友跟我走进宾馆，就气冲冲的走过去想羞辱那他以前的女友。

男子：嘿，这位英俊萧洒的帅哥，你知道你现在和谁上宾馆吗？

我 : 什么谁呀！他是我女朋友啦！你神精病哈你？

男子：诶，他是我之前用过的女人，是我不要了的旧货，不新鲜了，你居然还把他当宝！

我 ：什么，这是真的吗？

这时，那个不好欺付的女友上前来说：

女友：什么旧不旧，新鲜不新鲜的啊？我只有外面一寸是旧的，其它剩下的都是新鲜的，好不好！ 所以，以后要把话

说清楚。

我 ：???????????????????????????????????????

那男子听了立刻遮住下体部份拔腿就跑。

这是我才懂是怎么一回事了！！！你懂吗？

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10 Things Guys Wish Girls 2 Know

1 Calling you on the phone does not mean what you think it means.

2 You are much prettier without all that makeup.

3 When you act spazzy and giggly, ifs seriously embarrassing.

4 Gossiping, whispering and writing notes makes y on look beyond shallow.

5 Boys worry about what you think of their hair, skin, weight and clothes.

6 PMS is no excuse to he mean.

7 Don't ask him how u look.

8 Tight clothes look uncomfortable, cheap, and sort of desperate and insecure.

9 Most boys are looking for the right girl.

10 If you like him, just tell him.

How To Attract Girls (Just For Boy)

Sometimes girls and boys seem to avoid the company of one another, but finally everyone find something common in each other and fall in love at least once. Actually You are just afraid of making serious relationship, because You do not know what the girl thinks and feels about you. In general the first time is always more complex. The men are so confused about what women think about them that it can create some obsessions. It can lower Your self-esteem. Do not let it happen! Despite of the difficulties it is exciting and anxious process. It will be hard to get someone's love. In return You will feel like a bird flying, everything will sing around and your heart will jump inside when You see that You have taken a liking to her. How do You see that!? She will smile, laugh after every your silly joke and hesitate to look into your eyes. If she will not, she is not fallen in love. Let's imagine the calling to someone for the first date. Probably you are nervous and afraid of her refusal. Who makes the first step have to be brave and known that everybody have to do it some day. You have to know the Estonian proverb, The brave beginning is a half of victory. For Your better feeling You may invent some reason for calling. For example ask something about a homework, but do not seem to her as a foolish. First of all you have to insist in your mind that you are like every other boy. Everyone have something interesting and attractive which can put the girls to lose their heads. Perhaps You are funny speaker or good listener. In the last case You have to give many questions to get her meet with You. You have to realize your best sides of character and use them in calling. Do not be selfish, at least in the first time. Next, You have to be prepared to lose - do not except your failure and do not give up after it. People are learning from mistakes. Now let's go to call. Oh, Your voice and the style of communicating have to be something different from talking with friends! Do not use a foul language. First of all You have to be very polite in communicating with her parents in the case they take a phone. You could introduce yourself and ask for her with the official and calm voice, Good afternoon, I am Bobby Dolt and I would like to speak with Ann Smith. Is she home at home now?. You have a time to relax and forget about all Your weaknesses. Now She probably comes. It will be better if You create the image of ladies' man and chatty boy and mix their a little bit sexual appetite. But do not overstrain with that stuff. Now she is saying, Helllooo and You will show the manliness and other skills You have learned. Your voice must be soft, easygoing, but dynamic. It means not boring. Hey, If You feel yourself in a right way forget about Your homework! Let Your inspiration to fly. Do not disturb her for a few hours. Be in short. You just have to invite her somewhere. Please do not make some terrible noises like in car crush or the water falling in bathroom. In the case You cannot exist without them You can sing like birds do. Do not say her such things like, What the hell are You doing their? Or What a horrible voice You have by phone!. I remain You that You had a goal to create some friendship. Follow my advises and You can get Cindy Crawford to Your callers. If You are good reader and smart boy You have to go through it and You might see her next time in the theater, cinema or night club. You will be well done if during the next meeting she will be merry and kind with You. Your relationships depend mostly on Your communication in the first few weeks. It does not mean that later You can turn into a rude imp. Actually all people have to relate toward each other in a polite manner and do not hold anger in their hearts. Always take a stand to others like You want them to attitude toward You.

Yellow Joke

One day, in the way Richard went home, suddenly he saw a lady laying down in a dark street. He went across and ask wheather he can help. The lady say:"ya, can u check my under part". Richard say:"Sure, it's my honour to help u''. Richard laid down and pull up the skirt. After that he ran away quickly.
Clive: why u run so fast?
Rick: don mention it again!
Clive:Why?
Rick:I just saw a banana inside the skirt!
Clive:Hu's skirt?
Rick:Neu, the girl inside the street a!
Clive went over there and shocked.
Clive:That's Christopher wife.
Rick:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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